On the 12th day of Christmas World of Warcraft gave to me…
Twelve daily quests
Eleven new blogs to read
Ten soul shards
Nine flying mounts
Eight achievements
Seven battlegrounds
Six epic gems….
Breakout! (rap)
It's Capwn. Hijackin' this jingle.
Although I ain't jolly like Kris Kringle.
I'm here to bring a message to allll y'all
It's Winter Veil season!
And I'm here for a reason!
Besides pwning ‘n owning with. my. skill.
I need to spread cheer… and goodwill.
Cause there's a reason.
Yeah, it's Winter Veil season.
You, me – we all wanta be geeeared out.
But that's not what it's all about.
The new LFG ain't all about a larger pool a suckas, ya see.
Need roll, greed roll, there's even a DE roll!
When I win the roll and woot
I don't want no ninja stealin' my loot.
My message, it's got a reason.
Don't be ninja'ing Winter Veil season.
Let me pass it back to Syrana ana right about now, right now.
Cuz you know she's got a satchel full-uh soulshards and the gnomeboys do too…
Fiiiive dun~geon runs
Four random puggers
Three mini-pets
Two frost emblems
and a really nasty repair bill!
(Psst, if anyone wants to, uh, perform this and send me an audio clip… you'll get… something. I don't know what yet, but if you are willing to bring this alive, you've got to be rewarded in some fashion!)
Quick! Somebody contact the community college Glee Club and Jay Z! This is gonna be a hit!
@Nim – >.> LOL!