The other night, one of our guildmates logged on. After a round of “Oi's” (our way of sayin' hello), that guidie says it's not them, that they hacked the account. Since a few guildies have been hacked in the past, one of the officers quickly demoted them in order to restrict guild bank access – just in case.
As it turned out, they weren't really hacked but I came up with a new guild event idea when the officer that acted quickly on the demotion wanted to know if it was ok to restore their rank.

The moral of this story? Don't joke about your account getting hacked, or you might lose a couple bags as well as your bank access.
Sounds like he can kiss his Happy Fun Rocks goodbye.
@Stop – Pretty much 😛